Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Mel's Lamentation (or Gibson's Two-sided Sorrows)

(for the pc-sensitive - take this in the spirit it was intended - mocking a hypocrite who in this case happens to be anti-Semitic)

Sung to the tune of Sinatra's "New York, New York"-

Start blamin' the Jews,
They own all L.A.
I wanna be a part of it,
Jew Narc, Jew Narc.

These schmutzige blues,
Are meltink avay,
Let's make a six point star of it,
An ol' Jew Narc.

Oy! Wanna wake up in a city that Levin keeps?
And find your rent's overdue,
Can't get it cheap?

Stopped blamin' the Jews,
I'm 'Levin' today.
Oy, watch I'll wear a yarmulke,
For you, Jew Narc, Jew Narc!!!


El said...

I like it!

insomniac said...


if anyone deserves pillory-ing it is Mel....

Heather said...

Excellent song writing!! I will pass it on to my jewish relatives and they too will enjoy it!

Lisa said...


So this is what you've been up to!